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joke joke joke muna

Post by Guest on Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:26 pm

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Re: joke joke joke muna

Post by ` jogzzkie™ on Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:30 pm

ntwa q dun sa nanay at anak.. hahaha
nice jokes nmn po, tlgang nkktwa, d xa corny,..
hahaha!
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Re: joke joke joke muna

Post by Guest on Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:49 pm

wahahaha...uber fÜnny
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Re: joke joke joke muna

Post by cassiopeia on Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:48 pm

haha..in fairness natawa ko dun..love it..hehe
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Re: joke joke joke muna

Post by blesh on Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:44 pm

oo nga nakakatawa yung sa nanay at anak na may alagang baboy!!! oik oik!!!!!!!!! weheeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh! Laughing
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Re: joke joke joke muna

Post by nastikumacum on Sat Nov 15, 2008 2:48 pm

kulet!!!
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Re: joke joke joke muna

Post by mamoy on Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:46 pm

funny jokes Smile


lalo na ung last part Smile


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Re: joke joke joke muna

Post by -^rEginA^- on Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:41 pm

nakakatawa nga.
nice one.Smile

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Re: joke joke joke muna

Post by nastikumacum on Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:12 pm

oU nga.. astig ahehhee
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Re: joke joke joke muna

Post by cyril_maldita on Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:21 am

pd n rin:D
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Re: joke joke joke muna

Post by piperz on Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:57 am

lol.. so funny bro.. haha..

d ko lng nagets ung honeymoon..
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